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A strange request

Dr. Robbins, the dentist made a strange request to his patient, Jack. He said, "Jack, please scream at the top of your lungs!"Jack, surprised by the request, said, "But why Dr. Robbins? There's hardly any pain this time."Dr. Robbins pleaded, "Please! You must understand. The waiting room is full of people. I have promised my ...

In the middle!

Aron went to this new fast food joint in Infinity mall. Always demanding by habit, he said to the waiter, "Get me steak, not too rare, not too well done, just right in the middle."His next demand was, "Get me nachos. Not too crispy, not too soggy, but right in the middle."Another order followed, "Get ...

No signs of improvement

Jim Weber, the conductor was furious with Hank, the drummer, who constantly seemed to be out of beat. Having supervised him for long hours, Jim felt frustrated as Hank did not show any signs of improvement. Frustrated, Jim Weber reprimanded Hank, "When a performer can't perform anymore and is too stubborn to pick up, they give ...

Lost business

Betty-Boo, the chubby blonde, was talking to her old friend Lisa Ray.She complained, "You know I am on the road a lot. My business depends on fabric samples that my customers courier to me, based on which I proceed with outsourcing of finished garments. But because of my travel, the couriers don't reach me."Lisa Ray ...

My business

Terry, ever so drunk, goes up to a cute blonde in the pub and says to her, "Do you mind me asking you a personal question?"The blonde shrugs and said, "I have an idea where this conversation will finally lead to, so go ahead, ask your question."Terry said, "All right, how many guys have you ...

Vengeance

Boka says to his friend Khoka, "How do you compare Vengeance to Sweet vengeance?"Khoka says, "You only tell the answer."Boka says, "Vengeance is gunning for your enemy's wife, and sweet revenge is discovering she is lousy in bed!"

Letter from Suzie

Rob worked at the local post office, and one day he day he found a letter which was addressed to God. Intrigued, he decided to open it. It read:Dear AllmightyI am a 79 year old widow surviving on pension. Last evening, I got mugged on the streets, and was robbed of ...

Problem with Peter

When Peter went to see his doctor, he had a radish stuck in his left ear, a carrot in his right ear, and a lady finger stuck in each of the nostrils.The doctor, visibly shocked asked him, "What is this?"Pater replied, "Doctor, I am not feeling too well, can you tell me what's the problem ...

Habitual late-comer

Gabriel was a late-comer. He would always be late to work and had been reprimanded many times by his boss, Mr. Ambrose. The problem with Gabriel was that he just could not get himself to leave the bed in the morning. When he was late once again during the busy last week of the month, ...

FYF

The topic of the Sunday sermon was "FYF", short for Forgive Your Foes. Preacher James Asher, after having spoken on the subject for nearly an hour, asked the congregation, "So how many of you present here are  prepared to forgive your foes?"Some people raised their hands. Not happy with the poor response, Preacher James preached ...