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Gloves with money

Old Gerald was happy for his granddaughter Betty who was getting married. During the ceremony, he slipped a 1000 dollars into her hands and said she could use it when she felt cranky and wanted to splurge. Betty kissed her grandpa and slid the money in her right glove.Owing to family tradition, Betty and her ...

A flute for Dustin

Dustin had taken leave from his services in the army to get married. No sooner was the wedding over, Dustin got a call from the army directing him to to resume his duties with immediate effect. He was informed that he was stationed in Vietnam.for 2 years. After he reached Vietnam, he really started to miss ...

Missing mule

Nathan lived in the country and wanted to go to town to find some work.So one fine day, he headed for town riding his mule. When he reached, Nathan went to an eatery to catch some grub, tying his mule outside. When he came out, he found his mule was missing! He searched for his ...

Won’t lie to a dying man

Peter Jones was lying on his deathbed. His family was there next to him - his wife Paula and his three sons. While two of his sons, Patrick and Pedro were handsome and well-built, the third son, Jeremy, was extremely ugly.Peter says to his wife in a weak voice, "Paula dear, there is something that ...

The problems with old age

Desmond, Gary and Michael - all gentlemen of age 80 plus are enjoying each others company in a park in Washington DC.Desmond brings up the subject of life at their age, and says, "It's a wretched life. I am at an age where I can afford exotic food. You all know what a foodie I ...

Cherrapunji

Janco, a tourist from China visited Cherrapunji in India. Janco was unaware of the fact that Cherrapunji is one of the wettest places on earth. It was raining the day Janco arrived. It rained the next day and the day after that. She was there for almost a week and there was not a day ...

Fear of Freddie

Freddie and Mary were married for many years but all they did was fight. They would not agree on anything and would quarrel day in and day out. In fact, the neighbours had all become tired of this constant bickering and fighting. One thing they often heard during these arguments was the man's hiss-like warning ...

The village fools

Gerald and Tony were the village fools who were made fun of all the time.They were riding together on their bicycles, when Gerald stopped abruptly, got off his bicycle and began to let air out of the tyres.Tony said to him, "What the hell are you doing?"Gerald replied, "I wanted my seat to be low ...

Neither do I

Ted and Diana met at a night club. After a couple of drinks, they decided to go to Diana's place. After a night full of passion, Diana was the first one to wake up.She went to the kitchen, and called out, "Honey, would you like bed-tea?"Ted replied, "No sugar, I will join you in the ...

Dad’s profession

My friend Sara was teaching her 3 year old son about various professions.She asked little Roy, "What does a tailor do?"Roy replied, "A tailor makes clothes."Sara then asked him, "What does the milkman do?"Roy replied, "He delivers milk."She then asked, "Okay, what does your Dad do?"Roy, knowing that his father was in the Air Force, ...