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I am a duck!

Mr. Pereira went to see a shrink about his son's problem.He said to the shrink, "I am very anxious about my son's condition. He thinks he is a duck."The shrink asked him, "Since when has he been displaying such behavior?"Mr. Pereira replied, "Almost 6 months I guess."The shrink exclaimed, "My god, why didn't you see ...

Earn a new phone

When Daniel returned home from one of his business trips, he noticed his son showing off a brand new mobile phone.Daniel asked his son Stephen, "How did you get that?"Stephen replied, "By getting lost."Daniel asked, "Getting lost? What do you mean?"Stephen replied, "While you were away, Mom's boss came home every night and gave me ...

The brute

Joe was running a circus since the last 2 decades. When his lion tamer left, he knew he had to find a replacement soon. In reply to an ad, there were two people who turned up. One was an old guy called Johny and the other a stunning brunette called Lydia.Joe handed them both a ...

Upset boss

My boss, Mr. Somel was upset with me for coming late to work.He shouted at me saying, "You should have been here at 9 am." I replied, "Why? What happened at 9?"

Use of a cell phone

When Abdul went to talk to his shrink about his marital issues, the shrink asked him, "Do you talk to your wife when you make love at night?""Of course I do", replied Abdul, "What do you think I use my cell phone for?"

Thunder and lightening

When there was loud thunder and lightening, little Joey was rudely woken out of his slumber and he ran to his parents' bedroom.His father tried to comfort him by saying, "There's no need to be scared of thunder & lightening. It's just some sound & flash that God makes when he is displeased with someone ...

Be polite!

When I took my son Neel to a restaurant to have pizza, I could see how impatient he was getting waiting for the pizza to arrive.When the waiter finally served the pizza, Neel quickly took the bigger piece for himself.I thought I needed to talk to him, and said, "Neel, you gotta learn to be ...

The trouble you got yourself into

Janie bought a new SIM card and the fist thought that came to her mind was to surprise her husband Jake. So Janie replaced the old SIM with the new one in her cellphone. She went to the bedroom and called Jake who was reading the newspaper in the living room. "Hi Sweetheart!" she said, ...

Attractive package by Mehta travels

Mehta travels, a travel agency based in India, advertised an attractive package to enhance sales. They offered a free ticket for the spouse on the purchase of one ticket to Europe. Undoubtedly, the scheme was a huge success with men buying the package trip and sales multiplied.When the scheme ended, Mehta travels sent letters to ...

A rainy night

Anita is invited to her friend's place for dinner. Judy, the hostess, serves her a delicious dinner. Later, when Anita is ready to leave, it starts raining heavily. Judy invites her to stay over for the night and go home when the weather clears th next day. Anita agrees. Anita settles down to watch TV ...