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Bad weather

Nathan was up early on Sunday morning, dressed up, packed sandwiches for himself, took the dog by the leash, and tip-toed into the garage. He loaded the boat into his Chevrolet pick-up truck, fired it up and drove into the pouring rain. There was heavy snowfall with sharp gusts of wind. ...

A drunkard’s story

Tom was an alcoholic and had been trying to kick the habit. He had joined AA, and with great difficulty, had managed to keep off hard drinks. While running an errand downtown, he passed by a pub and has the urge to have a few quick drinks. He promised himself that he is gonna have ...

Keep the magic alive!

John, Peter and Mike were at the pub enjoying their beer. The topic of discussion was what do they do to keep the magic alive in their marriage.Peter says, "I'll share my secret with you. After a night of great love making, I pluck some jasmine flowers from the garden and place the petals all ...

A strange request

Dr. Robbins, the dentist made a strange request to his patient, Jack. He said, "Jack, please scream at the top of your lungs!"Jack, surprised by the request, said, "But why Dr. Robbins? There's hardly any pain this time."Dr. Robbins pleaded, "Please! You must understand. The waiting room is full of people. I have promised my ...

In the middle!

Aron went to this new fast food joint in Infinity mall. Always demanding by habit, he said to the waiter, "Get me steak, not too rare, not too well done, just right in the middle."His next demand was, "Get me nachos. Not too crispy, not too soggy, but right in the middle."Another order followed, "Get ...

No signs of improvement

Jim Weber, the conductor was furious with Hank, the drummer, who constantly seemed to be out of beat. Having supervised him for long hours, Jim felt frustrated as Hank did not show any signs of improvement. Frustrated, Jim Weber reprimanded Hank, "When a performer can't perform anymore and is too stubborn to pick up, they give ...

Lost business

Betty-Boo, the chubby blonde, was talking to her old friend Lisa Ray.She complained, "You know I am on the road a lot. My business depends on fabric samples that my customers courier to me, based on which I proceed with outsourcing of finished garments. But because of my travel, the couriers don't reach me."Lisa Ray ...

My business

Terry, ever so drunk, goes up to a cute blonde in the pub and says to her, "Do you mind me asking you a personal question?"The blonde shrugs and said, "I have an idea where this conversation will finally lead to, so go ahead, ask your question."Terry said, "All right, how many guys have you ...

Vengeance

Boka says to his friend Khoka, "How do you compare Vengeance to Sweet vengeance?"Khoka says, "You only tell the answer."Boka says, "Vengeance is gunning for your enemy's wife, and sweet revenge is discovering she is lousy in bed!"

Letter from Suzie

Rob worked at the local post office, and one day he day he found a letter which was addressed to God. Intrigued, he decided to open it. It read:Dear AllmightyI am a 79 year old widow surviving on pension. Last evening, I got mugged on the streets, and was robbed of ...