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Want to marry again

Mary Jane says to her lawyer, "I wanna get married to my ex-husband. How can you help me?"Her lawyer says, "But Mary, it was only last month that you got divorced. Don't tell me you are in love with him again!" Mary Jane replied, "Love, my foot! He seems to be very happy after the ...

My client is not guilty

Donald's wife was missing and everyone including his brother-in-law accused him of murder. The case went to court. The body could not be found and the case was getting complicated.There were several witnesses who were called to testify. Almost everyone spoke about the constant fights between the couple and the deadly threats that Donald had ...

Valentine’s Day jokes-Little Neil

Neil was just 3 years old when Valentine's Day came along. Knowing how much his mother Sue loved chocolates, he and his dad Peter gifted here a choco box with the shape of a heart.Next morning, Neil could not help but eye the choco box hoping that he could get a piece to eat. As ...

The punk

Dan entered the Metro and immediately attracted attention. His hair was spiked and was dyed pink and blue. His clothes were torn. He was wearing his jeans way below the waist. He had a nose ring and several earrings. There were big feathers attached to a bandana that he was sporting.Dan took a seat across ...

Fussy customer

Mrs. Robbins, known to be extremely fussy, goes to D-Mart to buy some fresh fruits.She says to the girl behind the counter, "I want three kilos of pears. Kindly wrap each pear separately in plastic. The girl behind the counter silently fulfills the customer's demand.The lady then checks some apples and says to the girl ...

Girl in Casino

I witnessed this when I was with a friend in a casino in Goa.This pretty Russian girl entered the casino and headed for the roulette table. She flashed a million dollar smile to the two Goan dealers and bet a million Indian rupees in a single spin.She then purred in a soft voice, "Hope you ...

Dennis the Tomcat

Mr. Smith, neighbor to the Martins, found that their tomcat named Dennis was running all around the neighborhood, on footpaths, in dark alleys, on the rooftops. Mr. Smith called Mr. Martin and asked, "Is everything all right with your cat? He has been running around like crazy."Mr. Martin replied, "Nothing to worry. Dennis has been ...

NatGeo enthusiasts

Two NatGeo enthusiasts, Gary and Robbie, were exploring the jungles, when a big tiger sprang out of the bushes in front of them.Gary whispered to Robbie, "Stay calm! Don't move."Robbie asked Gary if he remembered what they had seen about tigers on NatGeo. Gary replied, "Yes, I do. If you stand still and look the ...

Quest for fools

There was a ruler of a dynasty who called upon his deputy. When the deputy arrived, the ruler said to him, "I know there are lot of intelligent people in our kingdom. Similarly, there should also be no dearth of fools."The deputy answered, "I am sure there would be many, sire."The ruler then said, "I ...

Who wants to go to Heaven?

Father John visited a shady bar in the suburbs.He met a drunk man and asked him, "Son, do you want to go to Heaven?"The man replied, "Yeah Father."Father John said, "Then leave this place now and never come back."He asked another man who was drinking, "Son, do you want to go to Heaven?"The man replied, ...