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NatGeo enthusiasts

Two NatGeo enthusiasts, Gary and Robbie, were exploring the jungles, when a big tiger sprang out of the bushes in front of them.Gary whispered to Robbie, "Stay calm! Don't move."Robbie asked Gary if he remembered what they had seen about tigers on NatGeo. Gary replied, "Yes, I do. If you stand still and look the ...

Quest for fools

There was a ruler of a dynasty who called upon his deputy. When the deputy arrived, the ruler said to him, "I know there are lot of intelligent people in our kingdom. Similarly, there should also be no dearth of fools."The deputy answered, "I am sure there would be many, sire."The ruler then said, "I ...

Who wants to go to Heaven?

Father John visited a shady bar in the suburbs.He met a drunk man and asked him, "Son, do you want to go to Heaven?"The man replied, "Yeah Father."Father John said, "Then leave this place now and never come back."He asked another man who was drinking, "Son, do you want to go to Heaven?"The man replied, ...

Jet speed

"Wow", said an eagle to another, "Did you notice that speed of that jet plane? Isn't that something?"The other eagle, clearly unimpressed, said, "Big deal! You would be flying at the same speed if your tail was on fire!"

Karma

A guy had a racehorse named Karma. Karma had never won a race and his owner was pretty mad about it. There was another race coming up and the owner warned Karma,"If you do not win this race today, you will have to pull a milk-wagon from tomorrow morning."The race begins, and all horses started ...

Cruising down the highway

Robbie, the truck driver, was cruising along the highway, when he noticed a small brown guy standing in the middle of the road waving his hand. Robbie stopped the truck and asked the small guy what he wanted.The small guy said, "I am brown. I am from Pluto and I am hungry." Robbie shrugged his ...

The new employee

The Admin Head of a large organization called for the new employee to see him in his office.Once the new employee was seated, the Admin Head asked, "What's your name?"The new employee replied, "Jonathan."The Admin Head snapped, "Listen, I have no idea what kind of a place you worked at before, but out here, I ...

Music joke

Nathan gifted his son Johnny a guitar on his 16th birthday with vouchers for 5 free lessons.When Johnny returned from his first lesson, Nathan asked him, "How did it go?"Johnny replied, "I did learn a few notes on the G Major." In the next week, after the second lesson, Johnny came home and said, "I ...

Drunk driving

Sid and John, totally drunk at the bar, were driving home. Sid yelled, "John! Watch out for the tree. Watch out Johhnnnn!"Crash!!Boom! Bang!!!They hit the tree and passed out.They found themselves in adjacent hospital beds the next morning. Sid said to John, "You are such an idiot. I shouted there was a tree ahead. Why ...

Cab driver

Tom, Peter and Jack were completely sloshed at the bar. When they decided to head home, they all got into a cab. The driver seeing that they were not in their senses, just turned the engine on and then turned it off after some time without moving the cab. He then announced that they had ...